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弦外之音!新鮮人要聽得懂的「職場黑話」
25 Aug 2016

很多剛剛走出校門的職場新鮮人,都會在辦公室處處碰壁,原因是他們不懂得「職場黑話」。究竟甚麼是「職場黑話」呢?

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簡單來說,「職場黑話」是指辦公室同事對話的話外意思,大多是他們口是心非的話語,因為有些話不能明講,所以要用另一個方式表達。舉例來說,老陳話︰「或者我可以OT做完佢!」,此話真正意思是他抱怨「你到底要我做到幾點鐘?」你有事向Susie姐請教,她回你一句︰「或者你可以問吓其他人點睇!」其實她想說的是︰「你看吓有無人睬你!」所以新人一定要聽得懂這些「黑話」,否則難以在職場立足。(括號為真實想法。)

一.  關於工作

1. 我唔知咁樣做得唔得。(根本行唔通!)

2. 真的嗎?(亂噏24!)

3. 我當然好關心。(邊個得閑理!)

4. 唔好意思,我無參與呢個project。(咪煩我啦!關我乜事!)

5. 嗯,真有意思。(乜嚟架?)

6. 我會試吓將呢件事排入agenda。(點解唔早講?)

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二. 關於人

1. 普通員工(唔係太醒)

2. 格外出色(至今都無犯過錯) 

3. 善於社交(飲得兩杯)

4. 眼光長遠 (硬係拖拖拉拉) 

5. 口才極佳(能吹水)

6. 溝通能力強(成日掛住煲電話粥) 

7. 踏實忠誠(睇死你唔會轉工!) 

8. 為人隨和(隨時炒得!)

9.  觀察能力強(成日打小報告) 

10. 工作態度熱忱(固執己見) 

11. 思維敏捷(最叻搵藉口) 

12. 善於釋放壓力(返工打瞌睡) 

13. 工作第一位(樣衰無人約) 

14. 處事獨立(無人知佢做緊乜) 

15. 複雜工作上邏輯清晰(將責任推給別人)

專家指一個人言不由衷、口不對心,並非意味人品出問題,根源是職場上要面對複雜人際壓力,用「黑話」消除內心不安和徬徨,尋求自我保護。對於「職場黑話」,大家只要聽明白,但不必過分認真,做人還是輕鬆一點,做到真誠、謹慎就夠了。

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