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最後棟篤笑落淚告別 子華神:香港幾好都有
01 Aug 2018

 

黃子華棟篤笑告別作《金盆𠺘口》於紅館上演26場,昨晚進行最後一場。談到禁果話題,子華笑問有那種生果好食過禁果,有觀眾大叫榴槤。子華笑言,「第二場有個女人講過榴槤後,自此無一場平靜過,也不知你們是泰國定馬來西亞的間諜,期間有人大叫要回水,子華即謂:「食咗榴槤,仲要我回水。好似得你哋聽到講乜,我唔阻住你哋嘛?但你哋阻住我,我唔記得自己講過乜,我好易唔記得架。」

開騷期間,有女粉絲送上穿著tee的傻豹公仔畀子華,但子華笑言感覺有少少不祥,就算掛門口賊人不敢入,亦介乎生死之間。最搞笑子華講講下,身上西裝外套的鈕扣甩掉,他笑言第一次穿著,為了最後一場著畀大家睇,隨即有觀眾大叫要求除衫,子華即解釋這些叫面斥不雅,便除去煲呔,便說:「香港幾好都有,幾衰都有。」

子華神的圖片搜尋結果

 

臨近尾聲,黃子華以示答謝觀眾支持,逐一向四面台的觀眾鞠躬,更忍不住落淚,便以手巾拭淚。後來他解釋為何自己要開棟篤笑,更列出十幾個原因,當中有快將30歲、朋友患有腎病、時常失眠、下班後不想回家又時興搞笑騷等。最後唱出「幻海奇情」為騷完滿結束,子華於晚上11時正式完騷,子華離開舞台時雙手合十,臨返入後台更轉身向外觀眾鞠躬。



以下讓我們再一次重溫子華說過的職場金句:

1/無論個世道幾唔好,呢個社會有一個人永遠系對你有信心嘅,嗰個就系稅局啦,永遠要你預繳

 

2/在一個員工的心目中,工資與表現應該脫勾。無表現,照出糧;有表現,要出4糧至8糧,愈多愈好,那麼公司會執笠?唔緊要,攞賠償

 

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3/唔係因為公司得到咗咩,而係我喪失咗咩,所以嚴格來講,你每個月底畀我嘅唔係糧,而係賠償。

 

4/D老板成日話D員工做野都唔攞個心出嚟,激死人……D員工就成日話老板都唔攞嚿金出嚟,洗死人!

 

 

5/老闆畀份人工你,一半係畀你做嘢嘅,一半係畀你受氣嘅!

 

6/我有一份工,叫做陰功。

 

7/鞠躬盡瘁死而後已…IF I TRY SO HARD, I WILL DIE AFTER WORST.

 

8/香港嘅精神,就係「冇精神」。

 

9/每一個上司都係冇料架喎,如果唔係就唔使請下屬啦,做下屬嘅就係幫上司做曬佢哋唔識做嘅嘢

 

10/辦公室精英4大入職要求:HEA做、假度、虛應、陪笑。

 

資料:星島日報

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