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【投訴定係R著數】我的港女上司第四話
14 Sep 2018

第一話 旅遊巴塞車遲到!?:https://bit.ly/2PYKu6V

第二話 農莊有蚊有泥!?:https://bit.ly/2Q9fFfI

第三話 6人5串燒點分!?:https://bit.ly/2xam9Ty

 

喺餐廳食完晏,#我的港女上司 搶住簽卡埋單儲積分嘅時候,我就逐檯同同事講:「旅遊巴大約十五分鐘後嚟接我哋,大家執定嘢或者去定洗手間。 🚻」同事都好合作準備收工迎接剩餘嗰半日Sunday。

 

呢個時候,堅持要飲Zero/Light減肥嘅港女靈機一觸問經理:

「我哋今日包咗你半個場,通常啲餐廳都會送甜品喎,點解你無送比我哋?」 

 

我知你精明,但明知旅遊巴就到,而家先叫餐廳送甜品,即係一定上唔到車啦!係一定! 🤦🏻♀️ 我勁焦急 😰:「Christy(港女個名),旅遊巴嚟緊,我哋要準時呀,出面唔停得車太耐架。而且頭先落車嗰陣,司機已經好惡咁講咗今日多Order,回程一定要準時,你都聽到架。」 

 

港 😋:「哎呀,但我突然好想食啲Fancy嘢呀。」(雙拳放下巴,扭一扭條腰)

 

我 😖:「真係唔得…」 

 

好有禮貌嘅經理打斷我 🙇🏻:「係咪仲有十五分鐘?我哋都有啲甜品可以快上嘅,心太軟 🍮或者Tiramisu 🍰好唔好?」 

 

呢個時候,旁邊啲同事聽到有甜品食,大家即刻好開心咁傾揀邊樣 😄 😍 😋,敵眾我寡,我唯有收皮同埋打比司機問佢可唔可以遲少少先嚟 🤦🏻♀️。

 

都話咗個司機唔係省油的燈,喺電話省到我一面屁…

 

我將司機講嘅嘢報告比港女知,比人鬧嗰個唔係佢,同埋作為一個不負責任嘅上司,佢聽完無咩反應,然後繼續嘆佢個Tiramisu 🍰。

 

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食埋甜品,比原定時間遲咗三十分鐘,期間我打過幾次比司機,一直都係直飛留言信箱 📴,都幾明顯係瀨嘢ed,身為Professional PR 😎,喺大家研究緊個心太軟係咪甜咗啲嘅時候,我已經搵定兩個的士台嘅號碼,做定心理準備一陣又比人鬧,同埋無啦啦要搭的士搞到Out Budget又要返公司填表…… 當我哋去到原定上車位置,果然,世界無奇蹟,個司機走咗 👋🏻。

 

其他部門同事勁慌張 😱 😫 😭,係咁圍住港女問:「喂,點解個司機會走咗架?今日個活動係你哋部門負責喎,咁而家點算先?點走呀?」

(我心諗,新界地方係僻啲,都唔使講到好似去咗荒島咁。) 

 

港女個腦比Tiramisu塞住咗,係咁比同事Chur又諗唔到解決方法,廢柴上司一般點甩身?好簡單,隊隻鑊比下屬就得 😈,呢方面佢工多藝熟,一轉身就向我破口大罵 😡:

 

「詩寧!點解個司機會走咗架?你做咩唔叫佢等埋我哋呀?XXXXXXX」

 

轉咁多份工,我最唔驚就係無理取鬧嘅上司 😊,因為一個人廢先會Panic,Panic先要亂鬧人嚟掩飾內心嘅不安。

 

我一路都無理佢講咩,睇住佢擘大口吸晒馬路啲塵 😊,直到佢講:

 

「咁啦,事到如今,我哋行返去啦! ☝🏼」

 

佢呢句說話令本來慌張中嘅同事們更加慌張 😱 😱 😱,「吓吓聲」此起彼落,如果路程近就唔使叫旅遊巴啦天才。 🤦🏻♀️

 

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我等佢吸完塵之後,簡單答句Call的士,佢先彷然大悟咁嘅樣 😲。終於解散,同事已經喺度:「Bye Bye~聽日見~」港女叫我唔好走住,叫我記低D Point 📝,話聽日返工第一件事要立即投訴個司機! 🔪 

 

 🎤如果你想我哭 憑恐嚇就能夠 而我其實真的收工要走 🎤

 

我真係唔想再同佢講嘢 🙄,只係搖搖頭,木口木面話 😪:

 

「唔得啦,我約咗人,你聽朝再話我知你想投訴佢啲乜啦。」一講完立即轉身走人,頭也不回。

 

無錯,此舉激到佢癲咗,係癲咗 👺!我行唔夠廿步個電話即響 📱,望一望,係港女,傻嘅先會接,電話愈響,我行得愈快……幾個Miss Call之後緊接就收到N個WhatsApp: 

 

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「詩寧,你有無搞錯,老闆同你講嘢你咁樣走咗去XXXXXXXXXXXXXX」

「你而家立即打去旅遊巴公司投訴咗先,一定要而家!!!到聽日先打去個效果就會唔同XXXXXXX」

「你打完去佢公司,覆返電話向我報告XXXXXXXX 」

「聽朝9點,你Book會議室,我同你一齊用Speaker Phone打去投訴多次XXXX」

 

如果係你,你會唔會打去投訴個司機?你會點樣覆個港女?

撰文:詩寧

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