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【開工厚多士】「你人工幾多？」如何妙答尷尬問題
15 Jul 2016

平日返工跟同事一起吃飯「吹水」是等閒事，隨著跟同事日漸熟絡，相處時間愈來愈多，觸及的話題亦更為廣泛，有時更會出現一些棘手問題︰「你人工究竟有幾多？」「你今年幾多歲？」如何應付這些尷尬問題？今期就教大家一些破解招式，讓你不會說錯話。

 

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1. 你人工幾多？

講錢失感情，回答這道超級尷尬的問題，你可以靦腆、狡猾或輕鬆幾種方式，答案可以是︰「同你差唔多」、「夠我使囉」、「少到唔好意思攞出嚟講」、「多到我怕你難過」或是「有啲嘢連我阿爸阿媽都唔知」！「薪金」是辦公室大忌，一定要守口如瓶，否則容易得罪人，因為總有人覺得工作比你認真，人工應該高過你。

 

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2. 你今年幾多歲？

不論男生還是女生，年齡都是高度祕密。你可以透過微笑、改變話題來化解，例如反問對方︰「你點解咁想知道？」但記住寧可保持沉默，都不要說謊虛報年齡。如果你想追問年齡的人收口，你不妨低聲問他：「你能保守祕密嗎？」對方通常會答︰「得！」於是你告訴他︰「我都得！」

 

3. 同事「變靚了」，如何讚美她？

發現同事容貌有改變，雖然很好奇，但千萬不要問，更不要叫她讓你看看手術的疤痕，只要讚她們美極了就足夠。

 

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4. 同事被「炒魷魚」怎麼辦？

不要打聽消息，只要溫馨問候一下就夠。千萬不能落井下石，即使你知道他被炒魷魚的原因，也不應即時說出來，等日後他找到工作後再說也未遲。

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